You know that one part in I think it is the novel Hannibal where Hannibal Lecter sends Clarice Starling a nice little care package of fancy toiletries from his favourite shop in Milan or something, like super fancy hand-crafted soap and lotion from a recipe created for the Borgias or some shit, and a little encouraging note in that special perceptive way that he can write when he actually wants to be kind and helpful to someone rather than break them down and/or eat them up?
I’m just amusing myself imagining TV-Hannibal Hannibal Lecter trying to give Will Graham a care package in jail.
'Will you should not have to use that harsh soap from the commissary, it is drying your skin, please try this artisanal glycerine soap with Scandinavian fir balsam'
'Please Will at least accept this detangling serum for your hair'
'no leave me alone'
'Will… Will I went to a drugstore and bought you Old Spice. That is how much I care. Please. Please just take it.’
'You will never know how deeply you have wounded me Will Graham.'
(goes off, eats someone in a fit of pique)
please watch this this video made me into who i am today
It is 1:30 and I am hollering laughing.
TV show meme ➔ [4/5 female characters] Kaywinnet Lee Frye (Firefly)
I don’t believe there is a power in the ‘verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
#I adore Kaylee so much #because her character is just so rare#someone whose soul is just so pure and sweet and good#but free of the assumptions that come with that #she is sexual #she is competent#she does crime #and none of those take anything away from her inherent innocence#she looks at the universe #and even though she has seen so much strife and pain#she still focuses on the beauty and the goodness #and I love that about her (via jaxin88)
[climbs onto stage]
*Keyboard bass* So what’s the deal with the cyclical nature of European history?
I’m hardly the woman I was a year ago…
1. poe - beautiful girl 2. amos lee feat. lucinda williams - clear blue eyes 3. carly simon - blackbird 4. bear mccreary - sophia’s theme 5. fiona apple - the child is gone 6. kt tunstall - heal over 7. the secret sisters - tomorrow will be kinder 8. mumford & sons - ghosts that we knew 9. delta rae - dance in the graveyards 10. laura marling - hope in the air 11. iron & wine - cinders and smoke 12. sharon van etten - serpents (acoustic) 13. alela diane - the ocean 14. yuna - mermaid 15. company of thieves - nothing’s in the flowers (acoustic) 16. poe - fly away 17. ingrid michaelson - keep breathing 18. jeff beal - dora mae’s funeral
More centaurs. Smaller photoset this time because wrist pains. Ridiculous giraffe-taur, dignified drafthorse-taur, and return of the handsome llama, now with sheep ladyfriend. …He’s basically the centaur equivalent of Jessica Rabbit.
i’M CRYING somOME CROtHETED THIs snail a SWEATER. A HAT.A SHELL WARMER. THEY SpeNT TIME and ENERGY and made this snAIL A SWEATERHATSHELLWARMER out of th eKINDNESS OF THEIR HEARTS what thE FUCK IT FITS PERFECTLY theY PROBABLY MADE IT WHILE MAKING SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN THEY SAW A SNAIL AND WERE LIKE “HEY LITTLE BUD IM MAKIN SOMETHIN JUST FOR YOOO’ and they finiished it before they snail could get awaybecause it’s a SNAIL AND IT CANt move that faast and OH FUCK IM CRYING I HOPE YOURE STILL OUT THERE AND HAPPY SNAIL
Wild Dog Packs of the Indian Forest (Full Documentary)